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Tuesday, May 4, 2010

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (1984) - 5/5 stars

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Release: 1984
Director: Wes Craven
Writer: Wes Craven
Cast: Heather Langenkamp, Robert Englund, John Saxon, Johnny Depp, Amanda Wyss, Ronee Blakley, Jsu Garcia, Charles Fleischer, Joseph Whipp, Lin Shaye, Joe Unger, Mimi Craven, Jack Shea, Ed Call
Soundtrack: Charles Bernstein
Claim to fame: the movie that made put Wes Craven on the map and introduced Freddy Krueger (and Johnny Depp!) to the world
Rating: 5/5 stars

Before we dive headfirst into a review "A Nightmare on Elm Street," let me preface things by saying: Wes Craven was an English and Philosophy professor before getting into the film business. There have been times in his career when he has seemed to have his finger directly on the pulse of whatever issue is plaguing America's subconscious.


The man knows how to scare his audience. What he does not know, however, is how to write dialogue for teenagers.


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It's real kids - with real problems!


If the uninitiated boot up "A Nightmare on Elm Street" for the first time, they might be struck by the silliness of lines that include "Hey, up yours with a twirling lawn mower!" and "Screw your [hall] pass!"


They might also find the acting of lead Helen Langenkamp to be a bit on the amateurish side. As such, these folks might write off the movie entirely as a dated mess from the 80's. And that would be a shame.


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Oh Heather, but we love your hair


Because I'm here to argue that "Nightmare" is one of the most imaginative and finely crafted horror movies of the past 30 years. It's one of those movies I wish I could view again for the first time, just to experience the awe and terror of some of its most memorable scenes: most particularly the sequence where Freddy Krueger first emerges from the darkness of an alleyway to taunt Tina.


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The lighting and shot composition in this film are impeccable: everything is framed and lit perfectly to evoke the sinking dread of a dream you can't wake up from, and the vast power of someone who could actually manipulate your dream space. Wes Craven was really at the peak of his considerable talents with "Nightmare."


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Screenshots can't really do this scene justice; you have to watch

the movie to see just how wet and atmospheric this corridor is


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Wes Craven's choice of camera angles and shot composition is just brilliant


Although his impact has been lessened over the years, thanks to being printed on t-shirts and watered down by oneliner-spouting sequels, watch "A Nightmare on Elm Street" again and you'll realize just how scary Freddy Krueger is. He is a sick, sick bastard.


There are moments in this movie, blink-and-you'll-miss-them moments, that are truly deranged. Freddy peels off his face, slices off his fingers, and cuts his own body open just to freak out the teenagers on Elm Street (his body is filled with green pus and maggots, in case you're wondering).


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Oh that Freddy Kreuger, he'll do anything for a laugh


How about the scene where Freddy Krueger sticks his face through a small window in the door of Nancy's house, literally *wearing* the skin Tina's face and talking in her voice, before casually ripping it off and taunting Nancy as Freddy again? Freddy declares "I'm your boyfriend now" and then licks Nancy's face - through the bottom receiver of a telephone.


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Freddy takes crank calls to a whole new level


Combine that with the fact that Craven wisely filmed Freddy almost exclusively in shadows - we never get a full glimpse of his face and makeup - and you start to realize just why audiences were scared shitless by Robert Englund back in 1984. Before he joined the ranks of Pinhead and Chucky as "slasher movie monsters kids wish they could hang out with," Freddy was truly the stuff of nightmares.


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Freddy under the covers: another blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment

that I just love


What's so great great is, cornball dialogue aside, the kids in this movie are likable. It's not like "Friday the 13th" where the audience is salaciously encouraged to root for the demise of a bunch of unlikeable jocks and sluts. Nancy isn't just the "good girl" - she's a good person. She tries to be there for her friends and she manages to be more mature than both her parents; her mother is a full-bore alcoholic while her father is consumed by his job as a police officer.


The movie is not a portrait of what happens when a demonic monster invades picture-perfect suburbia. Even before Freddy rears his flame-broiled head, the cracks are showing. In "Nightmare," not only are teenagers forced to suffer for the sins of their parents, but parental units are completely ineffectual. The scene where Nancy's mother slaps her daughter across the face still shocks me every time it happens.


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There's an interesting subtext of the movie where Nancy and adults around her perceive her to be aging faster due to the stress of Freddy's return. At one point Nancy looks in a mirror and remarks, "I look 20 years-old." I think this is more than just a canny nod to the fact that Hollywood frequent casts 20-somethings as 15 year-olds. Due to her parents' refusal to atone for the actions of their past and the fact that they themselves escape from reality through alcohol or work, Nancy is forced to grow up a hell of a lot faster than normal.


During one of her more tense nightmares, Nancy returns from the dream world with Freddy's fedora - the first sign that she might actually be able to harm the murderer - and a newly grayed lock of hair on her head. She takes something from Freddy, but he's taken something from her.


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Nancy also happens ludicrously brave. She devises her own plan to lure Freddy out of her dreams and into the real world so he can be rendered mortal and defeated. She counts on her lunkheaded boyfriend, played by Johnny Depp, to help her out but he doesn't take her serious enough. Take note, this is probably the one time in his career when Johnny Depp could be considered a total dork.


"Glen, you bastard…I just asked you to do one thing, to stay awake and watch me and to wake me up if it looked like I was having a bad dream, and what did you do, you shit? You fell asleep."


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In the 80's, you really could buy a shirt "half off"


Nancy doesn't wait to die; she lays traps and antipersonnel weapons (seriously) around her house to stop Freddy in his tracks. And it almost works too, until we get to the studio-dictated twist ending where Freddy lives and Nancy is trapped in a seemingly never-ending cycle of torment ("Hey! Your friends and family are alive and well, but only so Freddy can keep killing them over and over again!").


Although this creative infringement caused Craven to bolt from the sequel, I have to admit I don't mind it for the simple fact that it's opening notes of false happiness seem to parody the entire decade of the 80's itself.


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"Oh, honey, doesn't it just feel great to wake up to a misty morning,

dressed like a J Crew ad, and ready to play tennis?"


Wes Craven handpicked Heather Langenkamp to be in the film precisely because she seemed real and down to earth. Picking someone "non-Hollywood," as Craven put it, measured that Nancy would feel like a genuine teenager. It also meant that her acting abilities might not be as shrewdly rehearsed as kids who grew up in the business. There are those who might chortle at some of her line deliveries.


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But as Wes said himself in 1994's "New Nightmare," Nancy may have been written as a resourceful character but it is Langenkamp who gave her her strength. And to her credit, Langenkamp has always been proud of her role as the heroine of "Nightmare" series, even going so far as to help make a documentary chronicling its entire history (the forthcoming "Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy).


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And I haven't even mentioned the fantastic score by Charles Bernstein, one of those perfect 80's horror soundtracks, that combines a propulsive electronic beat with a haunting, sing-song melody on synthesizer notes that seem to melt as you're listening to them.


Pay attention to the masterful way that Bernstein incorporates the "1, 2, Freddy's coming for you" children's song into his score and how the music manages to be both fun and scary, just like the movie itself. Bernstein's soundtrack really adds a whole other level of enjoyment to "Nightmare."


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The idea of a phantom able to kill you in your dreams is absolutely genius, and Wes Craven was able to capitalize on it with a smart script. Notice the scene where Nancy enters the safety of her house, and the frantic music suddenly stops. Nancy runs upstairs - the audience thinks she's headed for safety - and suddenly her feet sink into the steps and a rumbly synth note kicks in, reminding us that as long as you're asleep you're never safe from Freddy.


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This is a master class in horror filmmaking, one of the few American movies that is as colorful and delightfully macabre as a Dario Argento flick. All of the special effects, which are practical, hand-made, and non-computer enhanced, still hold up terrifically after over 30 years. That's more than you can say for most movies with CGI from just 3 or 4 years ago.


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Sorry, Glen's mom...


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that's your son's blood you're watching funnel to the ceiling.


If any of "Nightmare's" power has waned in the intervening years, it's only because of the mass merchandising of the franchise (which was out of Craven's hands) and the resulting familiarization of Freddy Krueger.


But just pop the original "Nightmare" back in and you'll soon be reminded of its surreal power. Perhaps it'll be during that opening scene, when Tina turns her head to see a sheep bleating in front of her while a man laughs menacingly from somewhere unseen, and she realizes that her world is about to be turned upside down...


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God, I love this movie


Thursday, March 11, 2010

ALICE IN WONDERLAND (2010) - 1/5 stars

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Release: 2010
Director: Tim Burton
Writer: Linda Woolverton, Lewis Carroll (loosely based on the works of Carroll)
Cast: Mia Wasikowska, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Anne Hathaway, Crispin Glover, Michael Sheen, Stephen Fry
Soundtrack: Danny Elfman
Claim to fame: Tim Burton's "vision" of Wonderland...in 3-D, AKA "Wonderland for Hot Topic tweens"
Rating: 1/5 stars

It turns out that Tim Burton wasn't content with destroying our memories of beloved films like "Planet of the Apes" and "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory," he now has to tarnish classic literature.


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Oh yeah, this is "Alice in Wonderland" just like you remember it!

Notice all the...black...and the black...


While the director showed a brief return to form with 2008's "Sweeney Todd," that must have been a flash in the pain because "Alice in Wonderland" is most likely his worst film yet. This movie incorporates none of the dream logic, word puzzles, or child-like wonder of Lewis Carroll's timeless stories.


Instead the screenplay attempts to turn Wonderland into just another generic "dark fantasy" kingdom with a lore and backstory like Narnia and Middle-Earth - which completely misses the point of the story and instantly made me resentful.


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And remember how "Alice in Wonderland" ended

with a big battle sequence like "Lord of the Rings"?

...you mean you don't remember?


Don't expect to be dazzled by the 3-D either, which was only added after the fact unlike "Avatar."


Burton's vision is more of a dour and ash-strewn, color-drained tour through Hot Topic Land.


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I'm fairly certain that Tim Burton...


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is the the only who thinks "Wonderland"...


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should ever look this drab and unappealing


Johnny Depp delivers the most embarrassing performance of his career, with most of his inane mumbling lost on the soundtrack, while Burton has Anne Hathaway dolled up to look creepily like his ex-wife, Lisa Marie. Who wants to bet that Burton dumps Helena Bonham Carter for Hathaway in another few years?


Danny Elfman provides the soundtrack, which hits exactly all the cues you'd expect, with a choir of gothic school children doing their "lalala" thing every time some "stunning" new vista is revealed. It's all so dreadfully predictable.


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Because dark eyebrows and lipstick look so appealing on a porcelain white face


At this point I think Burton's followers would have just as easy a time assembling one of his movies as the director does himself. Take a well-known and bankable property + Johnny Depp in a quirky, make-up heavy role + Elfman on the soundtrack=sell t-shirts and lunch boxes to all the kiddies in eyeliner.


About the only one who comes out of this thing unscathed is Stephen Fry, who delivers a fairly iconic performance of the Cheshire Cat. The cat is about the only character in the film that will make you say, "Ah, that's the Wonderland I remember." Elsewhere, Crispin Glover was cast simply to be weird and...that's about it. The sad thing is, Crispin Glover standing still is more strange than Burton himself has been in a long, long time.


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I bet you can hear Danny Elfman's music in your head

without even having seen the movie. Admit it!


Allow me to put things in perspective for you: the Mad Hatter *breakdances* to a pop tune at the climax of the film. This is a kids movie that's not for kids and won't even please adults. About the only crowd who will enjoy this are the die-hard Burton fans who already have their Mad Hatter t-shirts on at the premiere. But at this point, Burton is just as washed up and talentless as that other former goth provocateur, Marilyn Manson.


Perhaps it's time he had his director's license revoked for a few years until he remembers something like the magic and wonder of "Edward Scissorhands" and "Beetlejuice." Hey, sometimes you need time away from your craft to realize why you fell in love with it in the first place. Burton needs to do something. Because this here, this is a soul-less pantomime of what a Disney movie should be. Don't waste your money on it or put your children through such an utterly boring, utterly depressing spectacle.


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See? Tim Burton HAS sold out, he's standing in front of an American Apparel!